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i sometimes lay the piece down on the floor to look at it, and then i start walking around it, then i will walk on the piece itself. then my feet turn purple, or green or whatever.

time is still a luxury. i really wanted to finish another one this afternoon, but it looks like i won't have time before work. maybe i should hire a stunt double to handle certain tasks . a midget one...do you think anyone would notice if i had a midget stunt double? they'd be all like "hey man, does he look shorter than usual today?" "nah, he's always been that short..."

then i could spend my days breathing paint fumes or riding my bike